St. Patrick, Legendary Snake-Hater

I don’t really own any green clothing (besides an eye-poppingly chartreuse shirt from Greece and a light green minidress more appropriate for August than March), so I settled today for bathing with shamrock-scented soap, and washing my hair with real Irish stout shampoo.  Erin go bragh!

Emma Said It First

“Gonna” ain’t a word.

This Is Not A Real Blog

If it were, it would be enjoyable, and pleasing to the eye and mind.  Instead, it’s become a receptacle where I post the most uninteresting and unimaginative things possible, and people like you come and read it.