I Didn’t Write This Post, But If I Did, This Is What It Would Say

I definitely just saw an ad on FOX (I’m watching House, so don’t judge my viewing habits) for an upcoming special featuring OJ Simpson. The voice-over promises tearful moments, groundbreaking revelations, and endless extreme close-ups of said tears trickling down OJ’s cheeks. The real cherry on top of this cupcake, though, is the title of the interview: “If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened.” If FOX does one thing well, it’s subtlety.