While doing a pretty basic partner drill in taekwondo tonight (step back, roundhouse kick, step back, roundhouse kick…), I turned my ankle inwards about 90 degrees and fell. Man, did it hurt. I knew as I was signing up for my first trial lesson that I was fated to injure myself at some point, but I at least hoped that it would be more dramatic, involving a flying kick, sparring gear, and an audience. In the fastest rescue mission ever, Master Jerry supplied ice packs and elevation within 45 seconds, and I spent the rest of the class propped against the wall, watching my burgundy-mottled ankle swell to the size of a tennis ball.
I actually needed help walking the twelve feet from the dojang to my apartment, a brief but excruciating journey that taught me how much I really do use my ankle for moving around. As I sit here with more ice packs attached to my left foot, debating whether it’s worth the effort to hobble over to the sink for another glass of water, I want to send an advance shout-out to my right leg, which is going to be bearing a lot of extra weight tomorrow on the 23-minute subway ride.
Oh man, not going to taekwondo for a week is going to make me a real sad panda.