As Long As This Ice Doesn’t Melt / I Know I’ll Stay Alive

By kiwanomelon

It is soul-crushingly hot in NYC.  Even in the shade, it’s unbearable.  I have never enjoyed summer weather (or any weather that is not snow), but days like this underscore exactly why heat is so commonly used as a metaphor for anger.  Best of all, at night when it “cools down” to the mid-80s (with 50% relative humidity), it’s still hot enough to merit a local heat advisory and keep me from my favorite anger outlet: a three-mile run through my neighborhood.  I cannot WAIT until this wave passes and I can start training again.

In the meantime, this is how I am coping:

  1. Grande half-caff iced coffee, taken black
    Con: It will vaporize within 4 blocks unless you suck it down really, really fast.
    Pro: That momentary brain freeze will feel euphoric.
  2. Aveeno Continuous Protection Sunblock Spray, 70 SPF.
    Pro: Honestly the best sunscreen I’ve come across in a while; very light, easy to apply, not greasy or irritating, and odorless.
    Con: Since I can’t see or feel it on my skin, I’m not sure how to confirm my suspicion that it just melts off my skin as soon as I step into direct sunlight.
  3. Ice Blue soap from Lush.
    Pro: Real peppermint oils = delicious minty cooling sensation.
    Con: Delicious minty cooling sensation lasts for about 45 seconds.
  4. Fresh red raspberries.
    Con: Even in season, they’re wicked expensive.
    Pro: …But they’re always worth every penny.
  5. Camisoles.
    Pros: I rediscovered my massive (and shockingly colorful) camisole collection. 
    Cons: I miss the reassuring comfort of my all-black ensembles.

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