In Which I Post A Quiz Instead Of Composing Something Thoughtful

1. Do you like Chinese food?  Um… yes.  Gnim cha?  Grandma Eng’s dumplings?  Fay Da bakery?  I am so there.

2. How big is your bed?  Queen.  I’m pretty sure I’m going to want a King-sized bed once I move to a real house and buy real (not late modern Swedish) furniture.  Then again, that $7,000 crazy hanging bed from ABC Home and Carpet looks like a Queen.   I guess I could settle.

3. Is your room clean?  It was really clean, and then Kevin came to visit.  To be fair, though, he helped me do dishes last night, so that makes up for the floorpiles.

4. Laptop or Desktop computer? Both.  Currently there are two desktops and three laptops in my apartment.  Only one of them is not mine.

5. Favorite comedian?  Patton Oswalt.

This Is Appropriately Categorized As “Random”

Roll them bones.

“No use trying to fight it, you’re an eight-sided die, a d8. A fine example of simple elegance, the d8 is one of the least appreciated types of dice, and is often neglected. You are known to be quiet and shy, outward traits that conceal vicious sarcasm and mean wit. You are very smart, yet wise enough to hide your intelligence: the quicker they found out how smart you are, the sooner they’ll put you to work, which is something you can do without. People call you dark and pessimistic, or moody and cynical. You find little point in arguing.”

Yes.