Wish List
Feed the capitalist machine. Or just feed the kiwanomelon. Kiwanomelons eat:
- Goodies from Amazon.com.
- Kingdom of Loathing paraphernalia (shot glasses, Disco Bandit attire, Mr. Accessories…)
- The Wall Street Journal.
- Lush.
- Things that are soft and warm and luxurious. Examples include high-thread-count queen-sized bedding, anything with real fur, and black leather gloves.
- Philosophy products.
- Ice cream. Lots and lots of ice cream.
- Ludde (also available in a smaller size called “Rens”) from Ikea.
- Kitchen appliances.
- A complete set of Shun knives and an electronic Japanese blade sharpener.
- Steuben Glass’ Spiny Bowls… THEY ARE KIWANOMELONS.
